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This dragon is chilling in the shower after a hard night destroying parties. Because he is still drunk he is still wearing his boots, and also his boxers, which are pink because he is secure in his sexuality. He is drinking a beer in the shower because that is one of life's greatest pleasures. He is also smoking a nice Cuban cigar because cigars are cool. He is so awesome that he got in a fight and even though he is bleeding out of his face, he doesn't give a shit. He is slightly overweight from eating too many women but he's still cool because he had sex with them before eating them. You can see he also eats pizza which he always has delivered and because he's kind of a dick he never tips the driver. He is breathing fire in the shape of a penis because that is his party trick and even though he is in the shower, there are hot women just out of shot who he needs to impress before having sex with them. He is also wearing a sweet top hat.